You can click on any of the instances and then the service that is down to read the updates. It’s not 100% clear but some sort of issue with a “legacy login service”. The latest updates say a fix is rolling out.
It lists all instances, you can drill down into each one of them, see which services are affected, and each affected service pops up the incident timeline?
Isn't it actually amazing, and not "the most salesforce thing ever"?
My gut instinct is that this is about when all of their on prem servers were EOL and their /public cloud solution was required. This must have had something to do with that
And nothing of value was lost. God, I hate everything about Salesforce. Sometimes I have to integrate against their services, and it is always a pain, not to mention what the core project actually is: optimization of marketing and spam.
"And in tonight's news, the worldwide CRM solution Salesforce had a global outage affecting one hundred percent of its customer base. We interviewed users of the service to find out the scope of the impact. Everyone agreed that they were impacted, but strangely, nobody could describe _in what way_ they were affected."
Have you tried turning it off and then on again?
> We're no longer pursuing restarts as a path to remediation.
Oh you have
You can click on any of the instances and then the service that is down to read the updates. It’s not 100% clear but some sort of issue with a “legacy login service”. The latest updates say a fix is rolling out.
That status page is the most salesforce thing ever.
Scroll down. >_<
Wow, it's almost as long as the Every UUID V4 or Every Floating Point Number pages.
I see tabs with a spinner loading infinitely, which is indeed very salesforce like
It lists all instances, you can drill down into each one of them, see which services are affected, and each affected service pops up the incident timeline?
Isn't it actually amazing, and not "the most salesforce thing ever"?
Yup. No mention of outage. Even drilling down gets nothing more than "Service Disruption".
At least they're consistent about UX. My only complaint is that it needs more tabs.
Haven't they got some kind of new fancy ai interface they can use to fix it?
You better bet someone started their agents with a prompt "Make a salesforce clone but with 100% uptime"
"Make a salesforce clone but with 100% uptime"
This is certainly a unique status page.
It's dns isn't it
It's always DNS.-
No, IPv6
Classic
My gut instinct is that this is about when all of their on prem servers were EOL and their /public cloud solution was required. This must have had something to do with that
My gut instinct is that this is about Dreamforce with the rickshaws and whatnot
Here is link to incident details: https://status.salesforce.com/incidents/20004433
Perfect timing with Dreamforce this week.
Sam speaks at Salesforce.
Salesforce goes down.
No causation here...move on.
And nothing of value was lost. God, I hate everything about Salesforce. Sometimes I have to integrate against their services, and it is always a pain, not to mention what the core project actually is: optimization of marketing and spam.
it's back up: https://twenty.com/
Status page is still showing all red tho
Wow, the intern must have tripped over a very big power cable this time
Could it be people doing Claude/GPT automations and they just can't handle it?
Dreamforce, wake up. You’ve overslept!
It’s akways DNS or login
So I guess today everyone gets actual work done
Never before in the history of global compute outages was so little lost by so many down servers, whose purpose was known to so few.
Was it DNS? Any guesses? :)
Remind me please, what are folks currently paying per seat for this glorified CRUD app?
It's this thing called golf course driven development
If I had been just out of Uni I would think this is edgy
Now I'm just glad I'm not responsible for this fire
Ah yes. Exactly what a status page should look like: an endless list of random ID’s that don’t mean anything and no information whatsoever
At least salesforce is consistent with their design language
> random ID’s that don’t mean anything and no information whatsoever
If you use salesforce you know what all of that stuff means. Just click on one, it’s not rocket surgery.
Was really just poking fun at them - AWS’s status page isn’t much better
Looks like a region list to me, maybe just with a lot of regions
"Trust just got personal!"
At least now we can figure out what Salesforce does.
"And in tonight's news, the worldwide CRM solution Salesforce had a global outage affecting one hundred percent of its customer base. We interviewed users of the service to find out the scope of the impact. Everyone agreed that they were impacted, but strangely, nobody could describe _in what way_ they were affected."
fucked